Favorite RPD Moments

1. If you politely ask these women to move the car, I will enforce the law.
2. "I don't write tickets on the birthday of my savior Jesus Christ"
3. I am the law here!
4. I don't have a ticket book.
5. You will respect these women [as they are breaking the law--what he meant was you will kiss these women's ass.]
6. If you keep calling and complaining about these women, we will stop answering.
7. You should choose your battles more wisely [as I complained about RPD not enforcing the laws.]
8. If you want peace and quiet, you should move--incident report.