You should not read any NUBS if
  • you are NOT offended by habitual politicians
    but
  • you are ARE offended by Negative, Ugly, Bitter Sarcasm.


Reflections:

  1. When Einstein was awarded the Nobel Prize, a reporter told England's top physicist that he, the reporter, understood that only three people in the world understood Einstein's theory to which the Brit responded, "I wonder who the other person is?"
  2. Blind men should be careful of being appointed judges in a beauty contest.
  3. The duchess was not amused when the pantyless East London child, to whom she offered her country home at the beginning of World War II, dropped down and soiled the Persian rug. Apologetically, the child mother's chastised the child with the admonishment, "Next time, be a good child and show your upbringing by going into the corner."
  4. Timism is the one ring to control all rings and in this existential darkness find and bind them. Timism is a helluva sutra fur das glasperlenspiel.
  5. Despite the simplicity, beauty, and elegance of the morality of more time it is as poor rendition of existence at its best when compared to Pachabel's Canon. My kingdom for this whorl.