Global Dying

You should not read any NUBS if
  • you are NOT offended by habitual politicians
  • you are ARE offended by Negative, Ugly, Bitter Sarcasm.

For increasing numbers of people, the epiphany of global dying will be like the parent with a daughter who is an honor student, varsity cheerleader, and abstinence pledger that announces one morning that she is pregnant: "We're fucked."