You should not read any NUBS if
  • you are NOT offended by habitual politicians
  • you are ARE offended by Negative, Ugly, Bitter Sarcasm.

Ten-finger typist versus chicken hunt-and-peck typist

I'd rather be a ten-finger typist than have a ten-finger pecker, like the thinker who is more interested in what a woman has between her ears than between her legs. However, some women violate the law of physics that Nature Abhors a Vacuum at both ends of their spectrum. Whereas the definition of a baby is no sense of satiation at one need nor a sense of responsibility at the other, the same definition can be applied to too many women at one end are forms of communication: telegraph, telephone and telewoman while are irresponsible prolitters at the other end.