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From a wedding announcement:
"She is self-employed as the director of the The S----- School of Etiquette ... is certified in children's etiquette, modern manners for children, and Tea and Etiquette for children and adults by the Protocol School of Washington."
The clipping was sent to the author who initially thought it was a script from Saturday Night Live. The symbolism over substance found in false manners is evident in the first line.
Origin: Morality of Timism