Two Genies and Four Secrets

Genie #1: Three Wishes

Wow! I have had a deprived adulthood. For me, and I assumed for everyone, the story of the genie in the bottle was simple. The released genie would grant you three wishes.

Now, Googling "genie in the bottle" I see a whole industry has developed around how it is a metaphor that symbolizes pent-up desires, mostly non-heterosexual desires. Blows me away. Definitively fits in with the You Owe Me mentality.

The phrase has been transposed by "humpty dumptyism," that is, the philosophical concept that words and names mean exactly what the speaker chooses them to mean. This is how populism begins with the bigger liar getting the biggest following.

Genie #2: Anger for Being Imprisoned for so long

Juxtaposed to the traditional simple folklore of genie in the bottle is the angry emerging genie who doesn't want to grant any wishes. Instead, he wants to punish the bottle popper for taking so long to let the genie out. An emotional part of the originator of Timism is like the angry genie. He has four pieces of knowlege that almost everyone would like to know. The Timist genie is peeved. The 20,000 recipients of the 40+ Chain Letters of Democracy did not forward the letters.