You should not read any NUBS if
  • you are NOT offended by habitual politicians
  • you are ARE offended by Negative, Ugly, Bitter Sarcasm.

Another difference exposed in the Clinton impeachment proceedings chaired by the Republican Henry Hyde, a Democrat will seduce your daughter while the Republican will seduce a friend's wife. Of course, independents have payless ethics, that is, they will seduce your pet and not pay you.

Origin: Double-Sided Democracy