The following was built each time a situation was encountered
which prompted the incredulous response,
"How can someone be so dumb!"
DASE: Dumb-Arse Shat Eaters
aka, DooDoo Digesterf
The world is suffering an
because increasing numbers of people are Dumb-Arse DooDoo-Digesters.
DooDoo Digester are people
who construct a world view or value system based on their gut-reactions.
Every reaction is justified because they "know it in their heart." Each
time a shit-eater runs into a problem, they explain it away by adjusting
their gut reactions and their emotions without questioning or learning. DooDoo
Digester personify how "Ignorance is bliss" until the ignored probems ruin
your life. If you want to have hell on earth, listen to the people who know
the truth in their gut or in their heart. God does act on His gut reactions--He
acts on His wisdom leaving faith to those who want to be second-class creatures.
The following list are examples of how dumb-arse shit-eaters end up with
more problems rather than more freedom.
Areas: Elections ...
Energy ... Gambling ...
Housing Boom ... Media ...
... Politicians ... Oil
... Religions ... Taxes
... Wall Street ... Wealth
Civil and economic progress was achieved by gerrymandering 35 black majority
districts to replace over 200 Congressional Districts in which blacks were
the primary swing vote block that had to be courted by
liberals and conservatives,
by black and white politicians, and
by Republicans and Democrats.
Better to have a few blacks in Caddilacs than all blacks with a mule and
Focusing on restitution is better than focusing on education.
A black professional athlete playing for a white organization with hundreds
of disappointed, failed wanna-bee pros is better than hundreds of black teachers,
doctors, engineers and lawyers that might have been.
America has democracy of the people, by the people and for the people. DASE!
(At elections, Americans have the freedom to chose between being raped in
the missionary or doggie position.)
Habitual politicians work for the American people. DASE! (They work for their
Electing an oil man as President will bring lower oil prices. DASE!
Electric cars will save energy. Where will the electricity come from in a
country suffering blackouts more often over larger areas? From your
The lottery is a tax on those who don't math. The stock market is a tax on
the middle class that ignores math.
Habitual politicians keep passing laws thinking that a nation can gamble
its way to prosperity. Good Luck.
Everyone can get into one lifeboat.
When we have a depression, all the illegal immigrants will go home peacefully.
Housing Boom Top
Middle-class Americans benefits from a housing boom with housing prices outpacing
My house is worth more than my daddy's house.
Media: Top Dumb-Ass
The media owned by Republican corporations is liberal. DASE!
A media that enslaves people to ignorance, stupidity and desperation is a
An all voluntary military is the best thing for America despite
The rich kids no longer serve their part.
The middle-class pays the taxes for the all-volunteer military
Every American industry which has overpaid its members has collapsed
Merchants, Steelworkers, Autoworkers and Airline workers have no future
jobs nor future pensions.
Military personnel should take no comfort in their current volunteer pay
which will vanish without a draft that maintains current pay as the patriotic
services is apportioned.
Without a draft, you will be like the other overpaid American industry have
no workers in your field: No military to protect you in your pensionless
Wage-earners who have their pensions and savings in mutual funds and
401k plans are like a person investing in banks of snow on a warm spring
Wage-earners who invest in Wall Street are like the slaves who work as
blacksmiths shaping manacles or like Jews who manufacture Zyklon B.
America is better because politicians let money-greedy merchants turn every
patriotic holiday into a sales special.
A flag or ribbon on a car is all it takes to be a good patriot.
If markets is controlled by the sellers, prices will go down. DASE!
Electing an oil man as President will bring lower oil prices.
A Senate Majority Leader whose family makes billions from the healthcare
industry will enact legislation to lower the cost of healthcare--Frist. DASE!
Electing a madam will bring lower brothel costs.
Appointing a Wall Streeters who has made 70 trips to China for business deals
will correct the China currency policies that worsen trade deficits.
Appointing the head of the National Security Agency (NSA) to the CIA will
improve security and privacy.
Electing an idiot
will make all idiots smart.
The church with the richest preachers and perishners is Christ's best followers.
Nations with strong church-state initiatives last forever.
A death tax taxes the dead. DASE--the only thing the dead do is rot.
Gas Tax: Don't buy it comment.
Sales Tax Holidays for school clothes and supplies.
Because we won't publicly tax ourselves, private enterprise will solve the
problems more cheaply.
Car taxes for better public transportation cost more than private toll roads.
Taxes for clean public water cost more than private bottled water that filters
the unclean public waters.
Public internet taxes cost more than private fees imposed by internet service
Taxes for public education cost more than private education.
Wall Street Top
Everyone putting their money in Wall Street will make everyone rich.
The stock market is a free market that liberates the average man and the
Washing Dishes Top
Rinsing dishes till all the soap is gone.
More and more paper with bigger and bigger numbers will make us rich.
Happiness requires more and more money with bigger and bigger numbers.
Higher pay is the solution to one's problems: Solving problems is the key
I make more money than my daddy.
Making the rich richer will make all people richer.
More jobs will save America. Undertakers? Prostitutes?
All ships rise on higher a tide ... not if the big boat owners make the little
boat owners drain their ponds and lakes to float the big boats.
When it comes to 9-11 and the American people believing the official story
because no American would do that, it is astonishing that these are
the same people who cheat on their taxes and lie on resumes
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